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how girls can translate

It's amazing how girls can translate a guy's
'Hi' into a billion meanings while all he meant
was just 'Hi'

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Kya aap ke tooth paste mien namak hay?

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He has a point Troll Footballer

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Gandhiji ke jeevan se prabhavit

Gandhiji ke jeevan se prabhavit hokar maine unki photo jama karna shuru ki hai
Aap logo ke pass 10, 20, 50, 100, 500, 1000, ke
jitne NOTE hai dekar sanyog kare :P

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Ek enGineer ki PUKAR

Ek enGineer ki PUKAR...- Hey bhagwan uthale mujhe..
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. exam ke baad vapas bhej dena...:D :P

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That awkward moment for Bobby Deol

That awkward moment when Bobby Deol's
wife calls him 'Bobby darling' :P :D

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Loving someone who doesn't love you

Loving someone who doesn't love you is like Batting when you need 37 runs in 6 balls.... You know it is impossible but you still have
little hope...
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Nehra will bowl the last over

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Santa looking at sky

Santa looking at sky asks Banta : Is that a sun or moon? Banta replies :
Oye !
No idea!
Im new to this city.

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Why cant girls say anything

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My dream car

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p480x480/428783_193518607425697_100003026770533_302832_1433751448_n.jpg

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1950 Vs 2012

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Meaning of ABCDEFG

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Kanoon ke haath hamesha badey nahi hay

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Anna and sonia

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Ek dost dusre dost se

Ek dost dusre dost se: Agar "Teri "Bivi se "Bhootni Lipat
Jaye,To Tu Kaya Kare ga?
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Dusra dost: Mujhe "Kaya Karna!
Ye Do "Behno" Ka" Aapsi "Mamla" Hai.. :D

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Mock Java Interview

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How do 2 threads communicate with each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

roflmao :D :P

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Arjuna Vs Rajnikanth

Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat’s tail.

Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat’s tail tip’s cell’s mitochondria protein’s
amino acid’s base pair’s hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!

Arjun: Aap toh serious ho gaye!!

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Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir

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Girls In bba vs Girls in Engineering

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Rajnikanth moving statue of liberty

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Rajnikanth coaching classes




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Rajnikanth bought 4 elephants

Rajnikanth bought 4 elephants ,4 camels and 4 horses frm zoo along with a battalion of soldiers.
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Simple
To Play chess!!!!!!

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The death of Micheal jackson is revealed

The death of Micheal jackson is revealed
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The day before he died
He saw Rajanikanths Dance
And he got shocked
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Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”

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OXFORD DICTIONARY

Once Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test… the rough sheet he used is known as…
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OXFORD DICTIONARY

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USA POWER vs INDIAN POWER

USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER

USA-

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*

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Rajnikanth Ipl Climax

Rajnikanth in IPL
climax:
1 ball , 23 runs needed for Chennai to win.
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Rajni batting…
Bowler bowls…
Rajni hits…
Ball into 4 pieces …
All go for a Six!!!!

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How to get output in C programs

Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors,
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Just include the header file, “#Include<Rajnikanth.h> “

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If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would hve born 150 yr back.

If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would hve born 150 yr back.
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Britishers would hve fought for INDEPENDENCE !!!

Yanna Rascala, MIND It!!p

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Robot the best movie of rajni

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A look at rajni body making of robot

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Rajnikanth Style

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Rajni classic part 3


* The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth

* Only Rajinijanth has 32 wisdom teeth.

* When Rajinikanth goes thru immigration.. the officers show him thier passports

* Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good Morning'

* Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building.
Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT..

* Once Rajinikath shouted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun.
Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.

* Rajnikanth Saw The Movie Break k Baad before the Break !!!

* Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in richter scale.

* Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test..the rough sheet he used is known as oxford dictionary..

* Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in tom n jerry..

* Rajnikanth ploughs the field using nothing but his toes.

* Once spiderman,superman and batman visited rajnikant's house together.. it was teachers day!

* Rajinikanth can whistle and smile at the same time...
* Computer doesn't give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer
* Rajini awards goes to Oscar
* Twitter follows Rajini
* When Rajnikant get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
* When rajnikant farts, all the girls follow him
* Rajini was born on 30th Feb, since then that date was removed from calendar so that noone else gets the same birthday.
* Rajnikanth can run Windows 7 on 64KB memory.
* Rajni never tweets, he only roars.

* Who can stop more than 50 cars with 1 hand... Trafic police.. Haar baar Rajinikanth thodi hoga...

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Rajni 2012 best of best collection


* God is not Rajinikanth.

* Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/hr zone... while walking ...

* Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a Landline phone.

* Rajnikanth
doesn't write books... words assemble themselves.

* Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
* Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
* Rajni’s bike has semicircular tyres...
* We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
* Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk.
* When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!!

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rajni classic jokes part 2 2012 updated series


* Ghosts have been debating for ages whether Rajinikanth really exists or not.
  But they are scared anyway.

* In Rajinikanth's wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajinikanth and his bride.

* Only Rajinikanth can kiss his own ass.

* Computer viruses are looking for Anti-Rajinikanth software.

* When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables.

* The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out.
  They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.

* Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet.
Wink !

* In the back of the book of world records, it says
"All records are held by Rajnikant.
  The ones listed are in second place."

* Rajnikant can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

* Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his
  underwear over his pants... We all know who won..!! It was even worse for Spiderman.
  He had to wear his underwear over his head.

* Rajnikant irons his Pants with those still on.

* Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

* Rajnikanth can write into a READ ONLY file.

* Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as
  
"Guiness book of world records" and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.

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Rajni Classic jokes may 2012 latest

What do you call Rajnikanth's Aunty ?? Rajini-Ki-Aunt !!!

* Rajnikant first takes the gold medal and then starts the race

* Rajnikanth went for morning walk...... In the afternoon police stopped him.. Because he
  reached USA without visa..!!!

* Rajni gave permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..

* Alfred Noble is nominated for
RAJNIKANTH award !

* Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol

* Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.

* Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks

* Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.

* Whenever Rajnikant makes an error, it’s an invention.

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