1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated..

_____________________________________
2. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2^nd; no one fools Rajnikanth.
_____________________________________
3. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
_____________________________________
4. The last time Rajnikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated.
How? Resonance.
_____________________________________
5. Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
_____________________________________