1. Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple.
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2. What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? Oh my Rajnikanth!
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3. After 20 years, Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth.
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4. When Rajnikanth logs on to Facebook.com, Facebook updates its status message.
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5. CAT is outdated. Now, the students have to prepare for RAT…wondering what it is?…Rajnikanth Aptitude Test.
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1. Rajni is so hot…the cigarette burns before it’s lit.
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2. Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he’s wearing them.
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3. Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced.
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4. Only Rajnikanth can smell what the rock is cooking.
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5. Intel’s new tag line…. RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
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1. Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
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2. Rajnikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day.
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3. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
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4. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano.
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5. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
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1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
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2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.
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3. Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
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4. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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5. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life.
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1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth.
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2. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it.
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3. Rajnikanth kills two stones with one bird.
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4. Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you.
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5. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.
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1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
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2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
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3. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea.
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4. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
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5. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
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1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes.
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2. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.
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3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
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4. Rajnikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad. He just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
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5. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.

1. Rajnikanth can divide something by zero.
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2. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
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3. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
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4. Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
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5. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.

1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
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3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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4. Rajnikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
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5. Rajnikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.

1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated..

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2. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2^nd; no one fools Rajnikanth.
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3. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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4. The last time Rajnikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated.
How? Resonance.
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5. Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
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1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
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2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille.
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3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
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4. Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
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5. Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.
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2. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
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3. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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4. Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
So don’t bother.
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5. Rajnikanth saved the gal with one hand…titanic with the other

1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE.
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2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow him. He is already following everybody.
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3. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
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4. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
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5. Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows.
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2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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3. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
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4. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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5. Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.

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2. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back. That was the last time someone saw Dinosaurs.
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3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman…out of rain.
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4. When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on…. he turns the dark off.
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5. Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed;
if he makes an error, that’s an invention.