Rajni Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple.
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2. What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? Oh my Rajnikanth!
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3. After 20 years, Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth.
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4. When Rajnikanth logs on to Facebook.com, Facebook updates its status message.
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5. CAT is outdated. Now, the students have to prepare for RAT…wondering what it is?…Rajnikanth Aptitude Test.
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1. Rajni is so hot…the cigarette burns before it’s lit.
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2. Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he’s wearing them.
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3. Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced.
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4. Only Rajnikanth can smell what the rock is cooking.
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5. Intel’s new tag line…. RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
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1. Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
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2. Rajnikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day.
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3. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
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4. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano.
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5. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
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1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
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2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai.
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3. Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
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4. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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5. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life.
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1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth.
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2. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it.
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3. Rajnikanth kills two stones with one bird.
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4. Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you.
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5. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.
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1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
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2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
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3. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea.
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4. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
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5. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
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1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes.
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2. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.
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3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain.
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4. Rajnikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad. He just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
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5. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.