Rajnikanth Jokes may 2012 part 2

1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death.
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2. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
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3. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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4. Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
So don’t bother.
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5. Rajnikanth saved the gal with one hand…titanic with the other