1. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!! -

2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!! -

3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !! -

4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”‌ -

5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!! -

6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!‌ -

7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol -

8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!! -

9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife. -

10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do. -

11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. –

12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one” -

13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. -
14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside. -

15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. -

16. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants. -



17. All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died. -

18. If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him. -

19. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down. -

20. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land. -

21. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning. -

22. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. -

23. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired -

24. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on. -

25. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana -

26. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.” -

27. Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet. -

28. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably. -

29. Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..?? -

Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? mind it! -

30. In an wild argument, rajnikant showed a middle finger to his GF…n she got pregnant !!! -

31. 1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant” -

32.Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die …………….. R.I.P PAUL !!!!

33. Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third. –

34. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend. -

35. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking… -

36. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”. -

37. Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA. -

38. Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.”

39.When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables! –

40. The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims. –

41. The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja. –

42. The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!! –

43. The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanth’s life. –

44. Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off. –

45. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them! –

46. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.

47. Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS

48. Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna..

49. Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession

50. Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent



51. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed. -

52. Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists. -

53. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth. (Gap10 fans, excuse) -

54. Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair. -

55. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′. -

56. We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping.

57. Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.

58. Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered the engine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari.

59. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft.

60. Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads.

61. There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives. –

62. Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense. –

63. Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car. –

64. Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language

65. Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.

66. Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.

67. If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity

68. A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same.

69. Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth. –

70. Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth

71. Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet… Hiroshima and Nagaski.

72. When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth.

73. Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.

74. Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face. –

75. Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant” –

76. Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8.

77. No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed

78. i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)

79. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.

80. Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!!

81. Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it..

82. If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him. –

83. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!

84. Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acute renal failure patient comes to RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of his complaints, RAJNIKANT just says ‘sssshhhuu’ and kidney starts functioning.

85. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.

86. Even gajani remembers rajni.

87. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar

88. Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki. Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti mein

89. Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant.

90. Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested.

91. Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary.

92. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow.

93. One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.

94. The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature.

95. Rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) Why??? because he himself is a process.

96. My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus… I just installed RAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !!

97. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????

98. When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads ‘BRB’

99. World cup 2011 Grouping:

Group A: AUS,PAK,SL,NZ,ZIM,CANADA,KENYA,IND,SA,ENG,WI
BAN,IRL and NETHERLAND

Group B: RAJNIKANTH.

100. Rajnikanth got inspired by Superman , Batman and Hanuman and wanted to beat them all in a single shot so he wore underwear over lungi , grew a tail to his back and wore a bedsheet behind him.