Ek dost dusre dost se
Ek dost dusre dost se: Agar "Teri "Bivi se "Bhootni Lipat
Jaye,To Tu Kaya Kare ga?
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Dusra dost: Mujhe "Kaya Karna!
Ye Do "Behno" Ka" Aapsi "Mamla" Hai.. :D
Jaye,To Tu Kaya Kare ga?
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Dusra dost: Mujhe "Kaya Karna!
Ye Do "Behno" Ka" Aapsi "Mamla" Hai.. :D
Mock Java Interview
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Q. How do 2 threads communicate with each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.
Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.
roflmao :D :P
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Q. How do 2 threads communicate with each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.
Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.
roflmao :D :P
Arjuna Vs Rajnikanth
Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat’s tail.
Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat’s tail tip’s cell’s mitochondria protein’s
amino acid’s base pair’s hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!
Arjun: Aap toh serious ho gaye!!
Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat’s tail tip’s cell’s mitochondria protein’s
amino acid’s base pair’s hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!
Arjun: Aap toh serious ho gaye!!
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir
Rajnikanth bought 4 elephants
Rajnikanth bought 4 elephants ,4 camels and 4 horses frm zoo along with a battalion of soldiers.
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.Y?
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Simple
To Play chess!!!!!!
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.Y?
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Simple
To Play chess!!!!!!
The death of Micheal jackson is revealed
The death of Micheal jackson is revealed
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The day before he died
He saw Rajanikanths Dance
And he got shocked
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Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”
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The day before he died
He saw Rajanikanths Dance
And he got shocked
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Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”
OXFORD DICTIONARY
Once Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test… the rough sheet he used is known as…
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OXFORD DICTIONARY
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OXFORD DICTIONARY
USA POWER vs INDIAN POWER
USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*
vs
INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*
Rajnikanth Ipl Climax
Rajnikanth in IPL
climax:
1 ball , 23 runs needed for Chennai to win.
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Rajni batting…
Bowler bowls…
Rajni hits…
Ball into 4 pieces …
All go for a Six!!!!
climax:
1 ball , 23 runs needed for Chennai to win.
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Rajni batting…
Bowler bowls…
Rajni hits…
Ball into 4 pieces …
All go for a Six!!!!
How to get output in C programs
Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors,
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Just include the header file, “#Include<Rajnikanth.h> “
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Just include the header file, “#Include<Rajnikanth.h> “
If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would hve born 150 yr back.
If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would hve born 150 yr back.
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Britishers would hve fought for INDEPENDENCE !!!
Yanna Rascala, MIND It!!p
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Britishers would hve fought for INDEPENDENCE !!!
Yanna Rascala, MIND It!!p
Rajni classic part 3
* The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by
Rajinikanth
* Only Rajinijanth has 32 wisdom teeth.
* When Rajinikanth goes thru immigration.. the officers show him thier passports
* Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good Morning'
* Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building.
Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT..
* Once Rajinikath shouted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun.
Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.
* Rajnikanth Saw The Movie Break k Baad before the Break !!!
* Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in richter scale.
* Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test..the rough sheet he used is known as oxford dictionary..
* Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in tom n jerry..
* Rajnikanth ploughs the field using nothing but his toes.
* Once spiderman,superman and batman visited rajnikant's house together.. it was teachers day!
* Rajinikanth can whistle and smile at the same time...
* Only Rajinijanth has 32 wisdom teeth.
* When Rajinikanth goes thru immigration.. the officers show him thier passports
* Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good Morning'
* Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building.
Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT..
* Once Rajinikath shouted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun.
Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.
* Rajnikanth Saw The Movie Break k Baad before the Break !!!
* Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in richter scale.
* Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test..the rough sheet he used is known as oxford dictionary..
* Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in tom n jerry..
* Rajnikanth ploughs the field using nothing but his toes.
* Once spiderman,superman and batman visited rajnikant's house together.. it was teachers day!
* Rajinikanth can whistle and smile at the same time...
* Computer doesn't give
warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer
* Rajini awards goes to
Oscar
* Twitter follows Rajini
* When Rajnikant get
angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar
eclipse.
* When rajnikant farts,
all the girls follow him
* Rajini was born on 30th
Feb, since then that date was removed from calendar so that noone else gets the
same birthday.
* Rajnikanth can run
Windows 7 on 64KB memory.
* Rajni never tweets, he
only roars.
* Who can stop more than 50 cars with 1 hand... Trafic police.. Haar baar Rajinikanth thodi hoga...
* Who can stop more than 50 cars with 1 hand... Trafic police.. Haar baar Rajinikanth thodi hoga...
Rajni 2012 best of best collection
* God is not Rajinikanth.
* Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/hr zone... while walking ...
* Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a Landline phone.
* Rajnikanth doesn't write books... words assemble themselves.
* Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/hr zone... while walking ...
* Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a Landline phone.
* Rajnikanth doesn't write books... words assemble themselves.
* Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Rajinikanth doesn't
shower. He only takes blood baths.
* Rajinikanth's brain
works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
* Rajni’s bike has
semicircular tyres...
* We live in an expanding
universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
* Behind every successful
man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
* Every morning rajni
goes for spacewalk.
* When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... .........
It will read.......BRB!!
rajni classic jokes part 2 2012 updated series
* Ghosts have been debating for ages whether Rajinikanth really exists or not.
But they are scared anyway.
* In Rajinikanth's wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajinikanth and his bride.
* Only Rajinikanth can kiss his own ass.
* Computer viruses are looking for Anti-Rajinikanth software.
* When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables.
* The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out.
They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.
* Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet. Wink !
* In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Rajnikant.
The ones listed are in second place."
* Rajnikant can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
* Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his
underwear over his pants... We all know who won..!! It was even worse for Spiderman.
He had to wear his underwear over his head.
* Rajnikant irons his Pants with those still on.
* Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
* Rajnikanth can write into a READ ONLY file.
* Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as
"Guiness book of world records" and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.
Rajni Classic jokes may 2012 latest
What do you call
Rajnikanth's Aunty ?? Rajini-Ki-Aunt !!!
* Rajnikant first takes the gold medal and then starts the race
* Rajnikanth went for morning walk...... In the afternoon police stopped him.. Because he
reached USA without visa..!!!
* Rajni gave permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
* Alfred Noble is nominated for RAJNIKANTH award !
* Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol
* Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
* Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
* Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
* Whenever Rajnikant makes an error, it’s an invention.
* Rajnikant first takes the gold medal and then starts the race
* Rajnikanth went for morning walk...... In the afternoon police stopped him.. Because he
reached USA without visa..!!!
* Rajni gave permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
* Alfred Noble is nominated for RAJNIKANTH award !
* Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol
* Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
* Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
* Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
* Whenever Rajnikant makes an error, it’s an invention.
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