* Einstein Said: Everything is relative.
Karunanidhi said: Relative is everthing.
Rajinikanth said: I am everything.
* Rajinikanth doesn't answer nature's call. Nature answers Rajinikanth's call
* Govt of India pays tax to Rajinikanth for living here
* When Rajinikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available.
* Einstein said you can't move at the speed of light, obviously he was never kicked by Rajinikanth
* Why Himalayas are rising? It's simple. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. Lever effect.
* Adam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth
* Rajinikanth is so fast that he always comes yesterday
* Rajinikanth can get rid of his shadow
* Rajini's fav desert: Lal michi ki meetha kheer
* Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks
* Tornado changes course when it sees Rajini standing in it's way
* Police dept is bored because of 0 crime in the city where rajini lives
* Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajinikanth
* Rajini won the best actor oscar for his acting in a game of dumb charades
* The box office collection of the movie RA-One Was less than parking collection of ROBOT.......!
* Once Rajnikanth became the coach of Indian cricket team and guess wha India won the Fifa world cup !
* People update status from BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, etc. Rajinikant updates his facebook status with a calculator !!
* Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
* Rajini participates in long jump once every four year.... And those years are called LEAP year
* Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye
* Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC. Amitabh says: Computerji, Rajnikantji to phela sawaal poochiye. Computer: main lifeline use karna chahta hu.
* Ek bar Rajinikanth ne ek aadmi ko "Go to Hell" kaha... That person is now known as Yamraj !!
* Rajinikanth knows Ek chutki sindur ke kimat... Rs 0.0234355884
* Once Rajinikanth told joke to a little kid... Now he is known as laughing buddha
* Rajinikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box
* Once Rajinikanth used the support of a building to tie his shoe lace, the building is known as Leaning tower of Pisa.
* Rajinikanth knows those two persons.. who shake hands in NOKIA cell phones...!!
* Ram and Ravan were in a serious fight..
In the middle of the fight Ravan suddenly stopped after he saw someone standing behind Ram
Ravan : Acha chal bye..
Ram : Arey kya hua?
Ravan : Kuch nai ..bas bye
Ram : Arey lekin hua kya??
Ravan : Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar? :-)
* Rajinikanth's dog can bend a pipe with it's tail.
* Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai ?
Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
Shiva: Kyun?
Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye !!!
* Michael Jackson's moon walk is no match for Rajinikanth's Sun Walk...
* Rajinikanth Calls In Indian Airlines- how long it takes for a flight from Chennai to Kolkata?
Airline:1 hour Sir.
Rajnikanth: Issey accha mein paidal chala jau..
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