* Rajinikanth wanted to
organize a small show for his family and friends and
that's how CommonWealth Games came to India.
* How did Paul Octopus died?? He was asked to predict Rajanikanth's death.
* The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by Rajinikanth.
* Rajinikanth's email id... gmail@RAJINIKANTH.com
* Rajinikanth had to make 24 runs in just 1 ball remaining. He hit the ball in such a way
that it got broken into 4 pieces and he got 4 sixers.
* Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.
* You will lose the game even though you have "3 aces" ... if the opponent have "1 Rajinikanth"
* Basketball player: "I can spin a basketball on my finger for 2 hours, can U?".
Rajinikanth: "How the hell do U think the earth rotates? "
* Viagra needs Rajinikanth.
* Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
* Warning on Condom packet "There is no such thing as protection from Rajinikanth!"
* Even Gajini remembers Rajini.
* Rajinikanth wear sunglasses to protect the sun from his rage.
* Rajinikanth can piss his name in concrete.
* Rajinikanth was offered Aamir's role in "Ghajini" but he denied. Because Rajanikanth
can only give memory loss.
that's how CommonWealth Games came to India.
* How did Paul Octopus died?? He was asked to predict Rajanikanth's death.
* The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by Rajinikanth.
* Rajinikanth's email id... gmail@RAJINIKANTH.com
* Rajinikanth had to make 24 runs in just 1 ball remaining. He hit the ball in such a way
that it got broken into 4 pieces and he got 4 sixers.
* Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.
* You will lose the game even though you have "3 aces" ... if the opponent have "1 Rajinikanth"
* Basketball player: "I can spin a basketball on my finger for 2 hours, can U?".
Rajinikanth: "How the hell do U think the earth rotates? "
* Viagra needs Rajinikanth.
* Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
* Warning on Condom packet "There is no such thing as protection from Rajinikanth!"
* Even Gajini remembers Rajini.
* Rajinikanth wear sunglasses to protect the sun from his rage.
* Rajinikanth can piss his name in concrete.
* Rajinikanth was offered Aamir's role in "Ghajini" but he denied. Because Rajanikanth
can only give memory loss.
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