* Rajinikanth can make dog say "Meow" !!
* Santa Claus waits for a gift from Rajinikanth every Christmas.
* Rajinikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev.
* Rajinikanth taught us all... Impossible is nothing...
* One of Rajinikanth's hobby: Swimming on Tsunami.
* Sh!t happens to everyone.. Even to Rajini... One time he coudn't kill 100 bears with a single punch but only 99 died.
* Rajinikanth uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder
* Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony... He went down to pick it up, but it was not there.... hmmmm... He reached there before the coin...
* Rajinikanth was not amused by Gandhi’s non violence movement.
* Lifetime Warranty does not exist only because of Rajnikanth
* If you want a list of Rajinikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
* When RAJNI had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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* The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth
* Only Rajinijanth has 32 wisdom teeth.
* When Rajinikanth goes thru immigration.. the officers show him thier passports
* Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good Morning'
* Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building.
Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT..
* Once Rajinikath shouted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun.
Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.
* Rajnikanth Saw The Movie Break k Baad before the Break !!!
* Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in richter scale.
* Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test..the rough sheet he used is known as oxford dictionary..
* Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in tom n jerry..
* Rajnikanth ploughs the field using nothing but his toes.
* Once spiderman,superman and batman visited rajnikant's house together.. it was teachers day!
* Rajinikanth can whistle and smile at the same time...
* Computer doesn't give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer
* Rajini awards goes to Oscar
* Twitter follows Rajini
* When Rajnikant get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
* When rajnikant farts, all the girls follow him
* Rajini was born on 30th Feb, since then that date was removed from calendar so that noone else gets the same birthday.
* Rajnikanth can run Windows 7 on 64KB memory.
* Rajni never tweets, he only roars.
* Who can stop more than 50 cars with 1 hand... Trafic police.. Haar baar Rajinikanth thodi hoga...
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