* God is not Rajinikanth.
* Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/hr zone... while walking ...
* Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a Landline phone.
* Rajnikanth doesn't write books... words assemble themselves.
* Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
* Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
* Rajni’s bike has semicircular tyres...
* We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
* Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk.
* When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!!
Week 3
* Ghosts have been debating for ages whether Rajinikanth really exists or not.
But they are scared anyway.
* In Rajinikanth's wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajinikanth and his bride.
* Only Rajinikanth can kiss his own ass.
* Computer viruses are looking for Anti-Rajinikanth software.
* When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables.
* The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out.
They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.
* Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet. Wink !
* In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Rajnikant.
The ones listed are in second place."
* Rajnikant can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
* Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his
underwear over his pants... We all know who won..!! It was even worse for Spiderman.
He had to wear his underwear over his head.
* Rajnikant irons his Pants with those still on.
* Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
* Rajnikanth can write into a READ ONLY file.
* Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as
"Guiness book of world records" and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.
Week 2
* What do you call Rajnikanth's Aunty ?? Rajini-Ki-Aunt !!!
* Rajnikant first takes the gold medal and then starts the race
* Rajnikanth went for morning walk...... In the afternoon police stopped him.. Because he
reached USA without visa..!!!
* Rajni gave permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
* Alfred Noble is nominated for RAJNIKANTH award !
* Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol
* Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
* Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
* Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
* Whenever Rajnikant makes an error, it’s an invention.
Check out all the amazing rajnikanth parts
* Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/hr zone... while walking ...
* Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a Landline phone.
* Rajnikanth doesn't write books... words assemble themselves.
* Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
* Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
* Rajni’s bike has semicircular tyres...
* We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
* Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk.
* When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!!
Week 3
* Ghosts have been debating for ages whether Rajinikanth really exists or not.
But they are scared anyway.
* In Rajinikanth's wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajinikanth and his bride.
* Only Rajinikanth can kiss his own ass.
* Computer viruses are looking for Anti-Rajinikanth software.
* When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables.
* The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out.
They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.
* Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet. Wink !
* In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Rajnikant.
The ones listed are in second place."
* Rajnikant can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
* Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his
underwear over his pants... We all know who won..!! It was even worse for Spiderman.
He had to wear his underwear over his head.
* Rajnikant irons his Pants with those still on.
* Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
* Rajnikanth can write into a READ ONLY file.
* Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as
"Guiness book of world records" and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.
Week 2
* What do you call Rajnikanth's Aunty ?? Rajini-Ki-Aunt !!!
* Rajnikant first takes the gold medal and then starts the race
* Rajnikanth went for morning walk...... In the afternoon police stopped him.. Because he
reached USA without visa..!!!
* Rajni gave permission to Sachin to score those hundreds..
* Alfred Noble is nominated for RAJNIKANTH award !
* Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol
* Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
* Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks
* Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
* Whenever Rajnikant makes an error, it’s an invention.
Check out all the amazing rajnikanth parts
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