* God is not Rajinikanth.
* Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/hr zone... while walking ...
* Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a Landline phone.
* Rajnikanth doesn't write books... words assemble themselves.
* Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/hr zone... while walking ...
* Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a Landline phone.
* Rajnikanth doesn't write books... words assemble themselves.
* Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Rajinikanth doesn't
shower. He only takes blood baths.
* Rajinikanth's brain
works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's.
* Rajni’s bike has
semicircular tyres...
* We live in an expanding
universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
* Behind every successful
man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
* Every morning rajni
goes for spacewalk.
* When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... .........
It will read.......BRB!!
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