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Rajniknath latest Jokes Part 4


    * Rajinikanth can make dog say "Meow" !!

    * Santa Claus waits for a gift from Rajinikanth every Christmas.

    * Rajinikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev.

    * Rajinikanth taught us all... Impossible is nothing...

    * One of Rajinikanth's hobby: Swimming on Tsunami.

    * Sh!t happens to everyone.. Even to Rajini... One time he coudn't kill 100 bears with a single punch but only 99 died.

    * Rajinikanth uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder

    * Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony... He went down to pick it up, but it was not there.... hmmmm... He reached there before the coin...

    * Rajinikanth was not amused by Gandhi’s non violence movement.

    * Lifetime Warranty does not exist only because of Rajnikanth

    * If you want a list of Rajinikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

    * When RAJNI had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.


    Week 1

    * The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth

    * Only Rajinijanth has 32 wisdom teeth.

    * When Rajinikanth goes thru immigration.. the officers show him thier passports

    * Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good Morning'

    * Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building.
    Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT..

    * Once Rajinikath shouted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun.
    Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.

    * Rajnikanth Saw The Movie Break k Baad before the Break !!!

    * Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in richter scale.

    * Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test..the rough sheet he used is known as oxford dictionary..

    * Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in tom n jerry..

    * Rajnikanth ploughs the field using nothing but his toes.

    * Once spiderman,superman and batman visited rajnikant's house together.. it was teachers day!

    * Rajinikanth can whistle and smile at the same time...

    * Computer doesn't give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer

    * Rajini awards goes to Oscar

    * Twitter follows Rajini

    * When Rajnikant get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.

    * When rajnikant farts, all the girls follow him

    * Rajini was born on 30th Feb, since then that date was removed from calendar so that noone else gets the same birthday.

    * Rajnikanth can run Windows 7 on 64KB memory.

    * Rajni never tweets, he only roars.

    * Who can stop more than 50 cars with 1 hand... Trafic police.. Haar baar Rajinikanth thodi hoga...

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