* Rajanikanth can make
onions cry.
* Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
* Rajinikanth can divide by 0 (zero).
* Rajanikanth can build a snowman... out of rain.
* Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
* Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
* Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
* Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
* Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
* Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
* East India Company left India in 1947, because Rajinikanth was supposed to be born in 1949.
* Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
* Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
* Death once had a near Rajinikanth experience.
* A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
* Rajinikanth made an IPhone 8G for himself.
* Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
* Once upon a time, a wild boar got in Rajinikanth's way & was pulled up by his nose & thrown 30 miles away. Today its descendents are known as elephants.
* Rajinikanth doesnt pay attention - attention pays him.
* Rajinikanth stared at the sun for hours, the sun then blink.
* Rajinikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.
* Rajinikath once wrote a cheque the bank bounced.
* Once Rajinikanth while playing the game said "Statue" to a lady. Today it is known as the Statue of Liberty.
* Once Rajanikanth participated in 100 mts race and obviously he won. Light came second.
* A girl once lost her virginity. Rajinikanth brought it back.
* Once Rajinikanth was playing cricket, and he hit a six.... Now the ball is called Pluto.
* One nite while sleeping, Rajinikanth was mumbling some random numbers... That was how the log table was invented.
* Face book, twitter and orkut join Rajini today.
* Once a photo of Rajinikanth was given to get it xeroxed.... but got 2 xerox machhines.
* Rajinikanth knows which came first,the egg or the chicken.
* Whales live in deep oceans.. because they know Rajinikanth lives on land.
* Rajinikanth can cut diamond with his finger.
* Rajinikath doesn't use condoms... there is no such thing as protection from Rajinikanth
* Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
* Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
* There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
* Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has
encountered Rajinikanth".
* Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.
* Only Rajinikanth can make wind visible.
* If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
* When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
* Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
* Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
* Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
* There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
* It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
* Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
* Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
* When you say "No one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
* Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
* Rajinikanth can divide by 0 (zero).
* Rajanikanth can build a snowman... out of rain.
* Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
* Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
* Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
* Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
* Rajinikanth can handle the truth.
* Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
* East India Company left India in 1947, because Rajinikanth was supposed to be born in 1949.
* Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
* Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
* Death once had a near Rajinikanth experience.
* A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
* Rajinikanth made an IPhone 8G for himself.
* Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
* Once upon a time, a wild boar got in Rajinikanth's way & was pulled up by his nose & thrown 30 miles away. Today its descendents are known as elephants.
* Rajinikanth doesnt pay attention - attention pays him.
* Rajinikanth stared at the sun for hours, the sun then blink.
* Rajinikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.
* Rajinikath once wrote a cheque the bank bounced.
* Once Rajinikanth while playing the game said "Statue" to a lady. Today it is known as the Statue of Liberty.
* Once Rajanikanth participated in 100 mts race and obviously he won. Light came second.
* A girl once lost her virginity. Rajinikanth brought it back.
* Once Rajinikanth was playing cricket, and he hit a six.... Now the ball is called Pluto.
* One nite while sleeping, Rajinikanth was mumbling some random numbers... That was how the log table was invented.
* Face book, twitter and orkut join Rajini today.
* Once a photo of Rajinikanth was given to get it xeroxed.... but got 2 xerox machhines.
* Rajinikanth knows which came first,the egg or the chicken.
* Whales live in deep oceans.. because they know Rajinikanth lives on land.
* Rajinikanth can cut diamond with his finger.
* Rajinikath doesn't use condoms... there is no such thing as protection from Rajinikanth
* Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
* Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
* There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
* Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has
encountered Rajinikanth".
* Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them.
* Only Rajinikanth can make wind visible.
* If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
* When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
* Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
* Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
* Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
* There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
* It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
* Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
* Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
* When you say "No one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
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