* Ghosts have been debating for ages whether Rajinikanth really exists or not.
But they are scared anyway.
* In Rajinikanth's wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajinikanth and his bride.
* Only Rajinikanth can kiss his own ass.
* Computer viruses are looking for Anti-Rajinikanth software.
* When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables.
* The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out.
They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls.
* Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet. Wink !
* In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Rajnikant.
The ones listed are in second place."
* Rajnikant can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
* Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his
underwear over his pants... We all know who won..!! It was even worse for Spiderman.
He had to wear his underwear over his head.
* Rajnikant irons his Pants with those still on.
* Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
* Rajnikanth can write into a READ ONLY file.
* Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as
"Guiness book of world records" and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.
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