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Rajnikanth latest jokes part 2


    * Einstein Said: Everything is relative.
       Karunanidhi said: Relative is everthing.
       Rajinikanth said: I am everything.

    * Rajinikanth doesn't answer nature's call. Nature answers Rajinikanth's call

    * Govt of India pays tax to Rajinikanth for living here

    * When Rajinikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available.

    * Einstein said you can't move at the speed of light, obviously he was never kicked by Rajinikanth

    * Why Himalayas are rising? It's simple. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. Lever effect.

    * Adam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth

    * Rajinikanth is so fast that he always comes yesterday

    * Rajinikanth can get rid of his shadow

    * Rajini's fav desert: Lal michi ki meetha kheer

    * Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks

    * Tornado changes course when it sees Rajini standing in it's way

    * Police dept is bored because of 0 crime in the city where rajini lives

    * Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajinikanth

    * Rajini won the best actor oscar for his acting in a game of dumb charades

    * The box office collection of the movie RA-One Was less than parking collection of ROBOT.......!

    * Once Rajnikanth became the coach of Indian cricket team and guess wha India won the Fifa world cup !

    * People update status from BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, etc. Rajinikant updates his facebook status with a calculator !!

    * Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

    * Rajini participates in long jump once every four year.... And those years are called LEAP year

    * Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye

    * Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC. Amitabh says: Computerji, Rajnikantji to phela sawaal poochiye. Computer: main lifeline use karna chahta hu.

    * Ek bar Rajinikanth ne ek aadmi ko "Go to Hell" kaha... That person is now known as Yamraj !!

    * Rajinikanth knows Ek chutki sindur ke kimat... Rs 0.0234355884

    * Once Rajinikanth told joke to a little kid... Now he is known as laughing buddha

    * Rajinikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box

    * Once Rajinikanth used the support of a building to tie his shoe lace, the building is known as Leaning tower of Pisa.

    * Rajinikanth knows those two persons.. who shake hands in NOKIA cell phones...!!

    * Ram and Ravan were in a serious fight..
    In the middle of the fight Ravan suddenly stopped after he saw someone standing behind Ram
    Ravan : Acha chal bye..
    Ram : Arey kya hua?
    Ravan : Kuch nai ..bas bye
    Ram : Arey lekin hua kya??
    Ravan : Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar? :-)

    * Rajinikanth's dog can bend a pipe with it's tail.

    * Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai ?
    Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.
    Shiva: Kyun?
    Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye !!!

    * Michael Jackson's moon walk is no match for Rajinikanth's Sun Walk...

    * Rajinikanth Calls In Indian Airlines- how long it takes for a flight from Chennai to Kolkata?
    Airline:1 hour Sir.
    Rajnikanth: Issey accha mein paidal chala jau..

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