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**Most innocent and heart touching lines said by a true lover to his girl friend on break up . "Behen mere gift wapas kar de ...Teri bhabhi ko de dunga"
** Jab sidhi ungli se ghee nehin nikalta hai... Ghee thoda garam kar lo... har baat mein ungli karna aachi baat nehin hai . Wink
** Now that Steve Jobs is in heaven, Apsaras are called iTem.
** Interviewer: "Why did you leave your last job? "
Candidate: "The company relocated and didn't tell me where."
** Prist to Bride and Groom: "I now proniunce you husband and wife. You may update your facebook status."
** My wife gives me sound advice. 99% sound and 1% advice.
** Fighing for peace is like @$%#ing for virginity
** To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is a research
** I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegeterian
** The shinbone is a device to find furniture in a dark room
**Most innocent and heart touching lines said by a true lover to his girl friend on break up . "Behen mere gift wapas kar de ...Teri bhabhi ko de dunga"
** Jab sidhi ungli se ghee nehin nikalta hai... Ghee thoda garam kar lo... har baat mein ungli karna aachi baat nehin hai . Wink
** Now that Steve Jobs is in heaven, Apsaras are called iTem.
** Interviewer: "Why did you leave your last job? "
Candidate: "The company relocated and didn't tell me where."
** Prist to Bride and Groom: "I now proniunce you husband and wife. You may update your facebook status."
** My wife gives me sound advice. 99% sound and 1% advice.
** Fighing for peace is like @$%#ing for virginity
** To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is a research
** I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegeterian
** The shinbone is a device to find furniture in a dark room
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