Cricket Jokes SMS

Afridi: “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.” Misbah: “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…” Afridi: “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”

World Cup Cricket Jokes SMS in Hindi

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai…

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan
Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Aati Hai Sabki Baari But Just For Once Hai
Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Humhi Audiance Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai
Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Jeevan Ke Utar Chadav Ball Ki Inswing Aur Outswing Hai
Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Accident Ho Jaana Jaise Retired Hurt Ho Jaana Hai
Per Kismat Ka Phootna To Lbw Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Catch Out Hona Jaise Hatya Hai
Par Run Out Hona To Atmhatya Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Hum To Bas Ek Chhote Se Shayar Hai
Sab Kuch To Uske Haath Hai Jo Is Khel Ka Umpire Hai…

Sachin! Why he is called a Gentleman.!!!!

-Look at the other guys

Famous Quotes about SACHIN

Famous Quotes about SACHIN :
> Lara ¤ If Cricket is
a Religion, then
SACHIN is the Only GOD..
> Dhoni ¤ He has scored 16000 Runs.. I’ve Not
Even Faced 16000 Balls..
> Kumble ¤ I’m Fortunate that I’ve to Bowl at him
Only in the Nets..
> Allan Border ¤ It’s Scary.! Where the hell do
We Bowl to Him.?!
> Paul Strang ¤ What we (Zimbabwe) need is
10 Tendulkars..
> Mathew Hayden ¤ I’ve Seen God.. He Bats at Number 4 for India
in Tests…

Wed 30 Apr 2008